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Salivaspirate 

When you start choking to death on your own spit (aspirating saliva). Usually happens either while driving in a high stakes situation that requires your full attention and skill, or in the middle of a really quiet place, such as a classroom, where everyone simultaneously turns their attention to the poor sack of shit who can't even breathe right like a normal human being.
Bruh, I salivaspirated in 9th period yesterday. Literally quiet enough to hear a dustmite fart and I started choking half to death on my own spit. Had me crying like a little baby.
Salivaspirate by bobagby78 September 5, 2021
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Salivaspirate 

When you start choking to death on your own spit (aspirating saliva). Usually happens either while driving in a high stakes situation that requires your full attention and skill, or in the middle of a really quiet place, such as a classroom, where everyone simultaneously turns their attention to the poor sack of shit who can't even breathe right like a normal human being.
Bruh, I salivaspirated in 9th period yesterday. Literally quiet enough to hear a dustmite fart and I started choking half to death on my own spit. Had me crying like a little baby.
Salivaspirate by bobagby78 September 5, 2021
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