Salivaspirate 

When you start choking to death on your own spit (aspirating saliva). Usually happens either while driving in a high stakes situation that requires your full attention and skill, or in the middle of a really quiet place, such as a classroom, where everyone simultaneously turns their attention to the poor sack of shit who can't even breathe right like a normal human being.

Bruh, I salivaspirated in 9th period yesterday. Literally quiet enough to hear a dustmite fart and I started choking half to death on my own spit. Had me crying like a little baby.

Salivaspirate by bobagby78 September 5, 2021

Salivaspirate 

When you start choking to death on your own spit (aspirating saliva). Usually happens either while driving in a high stakes situation that requires your full attention and skill, or in the middle of a really quiet place, such as a classroom, where everyone simultaneously turns their attention to the poor sack of shit who can't even breathe right like a normal human being.

Bruh, I salivaspirated in 9th period yesterday. Literally quiet enough to hear a dustmite fart and I started choking half to death on my own spit. Had me crying like a little baby.

Salivaspirate by bobagby78 September 5, 2021

salinasperate 

to breath on the person you just urinated on

i want to salinasperate on you.

salinasperate by gc cuni July 7, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008