A god football player with the strength of 40 albino gorillas and can hit so hard he kills kids on the feild

A medlock is a big boobed mangina. He/she likes to suck the end of a horses falice. Whilst sitting and reciting Fantastic Mr Fox to himself at home, he has female slave weasels suck upon his juicy moobs. Opening park gates turns him on.

Also, he likes to suck air out of television speakers and polished dishwashers with his tongue.

A house or flat that you live in thats generally not clean, where you have sex with loads of girls. From really really pretty, too complete munters.

Emma is very smart and beautiful but always denies it, addicted to coffee, and very sassy. Emma is always smiley and fun to be around, perfect for having a relationship with. Usually thicker than a snicker

A Gleydson is one of the best people to know in life ( if not the absolute best)! If you have one, you should know just how blessed you are. A Gleydson is a family man. He is dutiful. He is so wise beyond his years, an amazing advice giver and an incredible supporter. When you first spot a Gleydson, you’ll be sure to notice his amazing smile and confidence. He is incredibly attractive, but you’ll be amazing to find that his heart is even more attractive. He is intelligent, and determined to pursue his goals. When he reaches his goals, he is beyond humble and dedicated to provide a high “Gleydson- standard” quality. In general, he always tries to do his best in everything he puts his heart to. I just know that people around him become happier because of the light he possesses. Things to know about a Gleydson: they tend to have little phrases/ sayings they repeatedly use like “Go big or go home” or “complicated”. They are champions at Jiu- Jitsu. Surprisingly they are also very good fife players! Another thing to know about a Gleydson is that they have the best laughs and the most purest of hearts...you should never forget how lucky you are to know one.

The act of grabbing a fist full of ice cubes and proceeding to fist a recipient in the ass with the fist full of ice and then releasing the ice inside the anus so the recipient may then defecate ice and shit on to the chest of their partner.