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Cocky asshole who thinks everything they say is funy and amazing. Enjoys pissing people off and will eventually die alone because of this.
Why do you say stuff like that?

Cuz im Ferland! Nuf said!
Ferland by HadEnoughOfYou December 8, 2010

Queen la queefah

Kelsey: Man you when the award for queen la queefah
Bethany: thank you for finally admitting it
usied in online games such as runescape this is based on the word noob, but if the noob is of young age (mental or physical) then the term nooble is used as this conveys the idea of feeling for the poor noob.
Oh look at that nooble trying to walk through a brick wall
nooble by olivar_ct November 27, 2005

getting Kipped 

Falling in love with a large black woman that could crush you.

Getting SO plastered at a party you go to get more drinks and you end up blowing the fat guy you're driving with, just because you're bored
He's totally getting Kipped with lafawnda, and he loves her more than technology

"Dude I was so drunk I didn't want to blow that guy"

"But you still blew him?"

"Yeah but I wouldn't sober"
"You were getting kipped...bye"

cyber-martyr 

One who feels destined and has a craving to metaphorically die and/or suffer great punishment for a personal cause (normally some variation of religion) in Internet chat rooms and message boards.
cyber-martyr by clemster August 22, 2007
The name given to someone who constantly has their hands in their pants and in worst cases is constantly itching his genitals.
"get your hands out of their you Moritch!"
Moritch by PigeonBoyOC May 2, 2017