martha's vineyard

An island, off the coast of Massachusetts//Cape Cod. Look people, I live there. And by live there I do not mean that I stay for a week in the summer, I don't mean that i stay for 6 weeks in the summer and the occasional memorial day weekend. I LIVE there. Eat, sleep, go to school, play sports, ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD. And for the record, if you're one of those people who thinks everyone who lives there is a rich snob, you can stay at one of your other 5 houses, because i probably hate you, as well as most of the people i know. kay thanks.

Martha's Vineyard is way better than the Nantucket GAY-lers.

Hmm. We are nice normal people who want to go on a nice vacation with other nice normal people. Let's go to martha's vineyard.

martha's vineyard by waybored April 25, 2006

Light a Kite

Go fuck yourself.

Get away from me.

eg- "Mother! go light a kite"

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Amazon Prime

(Verb) To have sex. The logo is a smirk and looks like a curved penis and head

(Noun) the act of sex itself

Me: “Now that I’m orally bisexual I see phallic symbols everywhere”
Wife: “That’s just the amazon prime logo”
Me: “I wanna amazon prime wit you”

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Dirty Xanthe

A Dirty Xanthe is a sexual act which involves the women performing oral sex act. At the time the man cums he donkey punches the girl in the back of her head resulting in the semen flying out her nose at a rapid rate of knots

Just as i was to cum i donkey punched my girlfriend which resulted in her performing a Dirty Xanthe and projectiling a mixture of snot and semen across the room

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tyuiop

-a made up word
-made by tyoing across your key board from left to right starting on the 'T' button, going till you hit 'P'

"You're A BIG man now! You Made Up and/or Looked up the word TYUIOP! OH WAY TO GO!"

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dirty nonnie

A person who likes too eat peanut butter on a tree branch and watch themselves cry in the mirror

You can’t take a picnic any where because of dirty nonnies

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yahtzee

1. The phrase used when an event has occured where the second party has been humiliated and debauched by the first party orrrr u fuck up ur friend so he runs up 2 his room n cries while scrapping the sand outta his vagina.

Damn i can't imagine how Travis's mom's labia aint draggin on the floor if his big ass head went through her vagina.
Haha yahtzee!

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