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Pulling a Kony

The art of publicly masturbating in order to raise awareness for a certain cause.
Hey man did you hear about that guy who was caught masturbating outside of an abortion clinic?

Yeah bro he was just pulling a kony to get the word out about

a women's right to choose.
Pulling a Kony by Pony Boy Becks August 1, 2012
damn, look at Kobey, he fine as hell.
Kobey by JimmySusan June 8, 2018

glitmail 

To receive mail that contains glitter.
Joe received glitmail.
glitmail by GMAIL March 8, 2015
You googled that, didn't you!?
GMM told us to not google Dird, you still did!!
Dird by Linkinpark99 May 11, 2017

Thor's Hammer 

1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.

Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.

2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.
1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.

2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.
Thor's Hammer by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

broke toke 

noun: a hit from a bong or pipe that is small and reserved, so as the smoker can conserve their product until more can be purchased.
the hobo on the corner is forced to take one measly broke toke a day.
broke toke by the storm drains June 21, 2009
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