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Urban Dictionary

hashbrowns 

A satirical, conversational online "tag" mocking in wordplay the prevalent use of the online conversational and sharing trend known as "hashtags" in American internet subculture.

As opposed to "Hashtags", whose name is derived from the use of the "#" ("number", "pound", "hash") symbol preceding a short phrase, "Hashbrowns" mash full sentences of words together by removing only the grammatical spacing, much like one would do to a potato to make the delicious breakfast side-dish by the same name.

A clever "Hashbrown"-er with an eye for irony will verbosely restate well known hashtags in highly specific terms, similar to the "Joseph Ducreux / Archaic Rap" meme. For more information on memes, visit KnowYourMeme.com

Use a "hashbrown" instead of a "hashtag" when:
- The text of your hashtag becomes more than 4 words long
- You are tired of hashtags littering your feeds and want to mock your bandwagon hashtagging friends

First usage observed after the appearance and incorporation of hashtag links into facebook.com
First observed appearance. Jan 8th, 2014 by facebook user k*****e.
His post:
"Hashbrowns: mydefinitionofadulthoodmayvastlydifferfromyours"
"Hashbrowns: mydefinitionofadulthoodmayvastlydifferfromyours"

"Hashbrowns: bestshirtofalltime"

"#dowant" (translates approximately to...) "Hashbrowns: totallystealingyouridea,didyoumakethatupbecauseit'sbrilliantandiplanonusingitallthetime"
hashbrowns by Singingbelle January 9, 2014
A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.
Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.
shmeltz by Shaft January 25, 2004

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] 

A $5 bill
̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅ is also worthless in this economy

Fuck Wannabe 

Someone who does way too much for a person they like
It's just another way to say Simp
A: Why are you doing this for her?
B: I like her
A: Damn, you're Fuck Wannabe
Fuck Wannabe by wertousek January 4, 2021

Green Handicap 

The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.
My green handicap cost me last month's promotion.

mike-san 

Often referred to as they or them, Is a mysterious dark creature that lurks in the shadows that consumes the souls of young men..
Don't go down that dark hallway, there's a Mike-San down there.
mike-san by -lul June 26, 2018

Orange Kiffles 

When a "Tomi" has oral sex with a "Shawn" and shawn cannot handdle the tomi. So nicole has to step in and pimp slaps shawn as he pleasures himself using tears as a lube.
I heard Shawn Had Orange Kiffles again?

AGAIN?? Man That kid is a realllll pussssy!
Orange Kiffles by Punk43 January 18, 2011
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