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pooter cooter 

A pooter cooter is slang for the female fowl genitalia. This is due to the fact that they only have one hole to do two jobs.
Hey bubba, did ya check out the size of that pooter cooter on that wood duck you shot?
pooter cooter by Gopher74 January 2, 2009

Get me a tish 

Get me a tish is a saying that the one and only DOLAN twins say. Tish is another word for the horrible word no DOLAN stans use .... TISSUE yeah what a disgrace also go follow me on insta @dolan_twin_green_red_ I have 2.5k followers :)
GET ME A TISH!
I NEED A TISH!
DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NAPKIN AND A TISH?!

good-will gesture cancel 

when you go visit your ex-mother-in-law in her death bed and she improves thereafter, and your subsequent attempt to visit her gets shot down by the nixstress ex wife of yours.
Sheila adamantly dodged inexistence everyday after her former son-in-law visited her in the hospital. And how do the ex-wife show grace? with good-will gesture cancel, *smh*
good-will gesture cancel by lando888 September 15, 2015
Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.
Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"

November 1 

November 1 is National Adopt a Clown Day! I saw that November 1st was invent your own holiday or something on urban dictionary so I did this 🤡
Person 1: Let’s go to the circus!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: It’s November 1st!!
Person 2: Oh..
November 1 by Anonymous Clown November 1, 2019
From the grecko roman gay period meaning one who bends on pure instinct...
Hey you boy... you got a real pirty mouth me thinks.... anufsed, get over her and take it....
anufsed by mpeek666 March 7, 2004
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