-Tablature website for lazy people who can't read music

-a program which uses MIDI to create your own crappy music or tab out popular artists music.

-a place to get made fun of for not writing like bach

-a nerdy hangout for 42 year old men to make fun of 13 year old nooblets

the name given to the large erection of a brown man. it is big in both length and girth and shoots cum up to 13 feet. it gives great pleasures.

THE HOTTEST MAN also frank, mikey and ray <3 his different from other famous singer since his song saved lives and not only that his voice is just beautiful <3 and his wife Lindsay not a fan of her since she made fun of Gee way baby bro Mikey but at least his happy with her <33333

in the coffin and the baby stabs Shrek with a Bluetooth then the baby has a baby that has a baby but they were all guys so Idk how that happened but then home flew into the wall the home was in the stomach then the wall gave birth to home then they had a wedding but then the wall died but without the walls the home fell over and died then Shrek took the l and then the story was renamed to Shreks mission of disaster so Shrek goes into the bathroom where he jumped into the toilet and went to the sewer to get a drink and then he saw the ninja turtles and the ninja turtles tried to run but then Shrek became the sewer and flooded himself and then the ninja turtles died but Shrek accidently ate homes poop but Shrek didn't means to eat homes poo then Shrek throws up the sewer then Shrek flies into homes dead skeleton but the skeleton was too buff so Shrek got telephoned to Ohio then he went into idea but then he got telephoned to the backrooms but then Shrek died and he just reset his character though so he just responded then Shrek was in the gulag where he saw home and wall then they all telephoned to the backrooms then Shrek saw Shrek in the backrooms so Shrek won then they kept going where Shrek leas the way but then Shrek tried to kill them but then good Shrek saved then then home and wall died for some reason but Shrek got super mad and went super sayon and then he punches a wall and destroys the backrooms for good but then ash Ketchum came and turned Shrek into a Pokémon card

The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.

Eastelle is the most headstrong and loud girl you'll ever meet. You will always notice when she enters the room. She's super funny and warm, and makes everyone feel welcome and special. She's super loyal to her friends, so never get in her way or she'll stomp you over - prepare for a decent roast session. Side Note: If you're a 6ft guy with read receipts on, you've already won her heart.