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1. Halo 1337 meaning halo leet, meaning halo elite. A halo elite is a person with no life and wastes their days away in front of a computer screen or TV (on an x-box) pwning n00bs.
Halo 1337's also tend to speak in 1337 language to fellow leets and n00bs to show their pure awesomeness.
2. Someone who will never lose their virginity.
1. Average school guy1: What's with Craig? All he does at lunch times is sit on school computers making sure his skin has no hint of tan like he's allergic to the sun..
Average school guy2: He is a "Halo 1337".
Average school guy2: Say no more.

2. I am the shit coz I pwn n00bs 24/7. Who needs sex when I have a wrist and hand?? (Your average Halo 1337)
halo 1337 by BussoNolan March 22, 2009
a fat bug (bug can be defined as a lobster or a crab... whatever floats your boat)
normal person: "ohmygod, what a merbler!"
odd person: "no, do you mean a fat bug as in crab or lobster?"
merbler by fartypoopoo July 12, 2007

fuck ya couch 

fuck ya couch by Nicholas_lupton October 9, 2016

Oooof! I feeeeeel that! 

when you FEEEEEELLL something to your core. try to add an emotional aspect to it, like when you say the ‘oof’ try to really pop off, emotionally. make sure your voice shakes/tremors a bit, and try to put a hand on your heart.
“Man, my dad has a crush on his brother. and i’m pretty sure he’s feetyfeet addicted :(“
“ Oooof! I feeeeeel that!”
Aktan is a kyrgyz name. In kyrgyz language Aktan means “something that came from white”. In kyrgyz culture white considered as something pure, clean and good.
Aktan by Man of culture??? November 21, 2021
The mindset of sisters before misters not unlike bros before hoes, but less derogatory in delivery.
Jenny: He played me again.
Tina: SBM hun. To hell with him.
SBM by x&y July 16, 2006
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