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fibromangina 

This is the male version of fibromyalgia. This is a medical condition that causes males (Grown Men) to whine and complain like little bitches. It is easily recognizable, a typical flare up of fibromangina may include complaints of non visible pains, explanations of how the patient has experienced or is going through unspeakable difficult times that you just can't imagine or how he was wronged at work just to name a few. Studies have shown that there is reason to be alarmed due to the rising numbers of effected males over the last 10 or so years. The research has not found a cure, but there is promise of slowing down the spread of this condition by regular smacks in the face and plenty of kicks in the ass of younger growing males.
co-worker 1 >>> "I can't deal with that little bitch Jacob any more, all he does is fucking whine about shit all day"

co-worker 2 >>> " Dude, give the kid a break, he's just been diagnosed with fibromangina. That shit really mess's with you. I heard it can eventually causes you to grow tits if you don't get a grip on it".
fibromangina by Moral Oral October 10, 2013
An amazing and beautiful girl that loves an cares for her family and friends. She has an amazing personality but can be stubborn when it comes to sticking up for what she loves. She has brown/black hair and dark brown eyes.
“Damn she’s such a Jermani”
Jermani by Anonymous_user03 October 16, 2019

jaforehead 

refer to jafar and jafarsole

the term used to describe the family of jafars, but the species in which the jaforehead has an extremely large forhead, measuring approximately 4cm more than the average forehead
person 1: "lol look at his forehead"

person 2: "wait a minute, isnt he a crimson twin?"

person 1: "oh my g- its a faking jaforehead"

person 2: "roflmao its a faking jaforehead!"
jaforehead by usmansss May 16, 2008
A word meaning to enthusiastically give oral stimulation to female genitalia.

Originally coined by Glasgow comedian Murray Paton, this word is a clever portmanteau of 'munch (to eat voraciously) and 'minge' (Scottish colloquialism for vagina.)
'I'm dying for a munge.'
'I'd love to give her a munge!'
Munge by The Mogul April 28, 2015

Satanism 

Against popular belief, this religeon DOES NOT sacrifice pure virgins to the devil in bloody human sacrifice. Instead it is a pro-humanity, anti-theistic, pro-hedonist sect of ATHEISM that was created to basically be the opposite of Christianity made by vengeful ex-christains. The rules go as follow:

Rule 1: Do What You Want, when you want, how you want.

Rule 2: Feel free to Indulge in worldly pleasures for your own enjoyment
Rule 3: There is no God, only darkness

Rule 4: Seek revenge against those who wronged you and help those who helped you
Rule 5: You only live once, so live life to the fullest and how you see fit.
Rule 6: Humanity is supreme, no god can dictate your fate.
"Satanism is widely misunderstood. While I strongly disagree with their worldview, they don't actually worship demons and they certainly don't perform human sacrifice. It's more of an idealolgy or worldview rather than an organized religeon, and they mainly use "Satan" as a mascot rather than a figure of worship. In fact, Satanists are completely against organized religeon entirely and are largely anti-theistic."
Satanism by KrimsonKatt November 28, 2022
Camerons have the biggest COCK and soooooo smart
the m0st beautiful, funniest, crazy girl in the world. always there for her boyfriend and friends.
SHE IS THE BEST!!
o by the way her boyfriend is sexy.
Why cant u be ALINA, (delacho)
alina by heffalump<3! October 16, 2008
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