Handyman

When a man's dick is so big he has to use tools to help cram it in the pussy.

Girl speaks : I really had fun tonight, I think I am ready to take our relationship to the next level.

Man speaks: Hell yes, but I hope you have a couple shoe horns lying around because bitch, I am a handyman.

Handyman by Dick Furcoochie June 1, 2016

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Test Wipe

The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.

"Damn Tony, after that fart you might want to consider a test wipe".

Test Wipe by Mike Honcho FS May 8, 2010

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Shivergag

When something is so gross a shiver starts at the bottom of your spine, shivers up and you gag.

Guy1: "did u see that dead horse on the side of the road?!"
guy2: "fuck yeah I did and I just shivergaged."

Shivergag by Dos whevos December 11, 2011

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rang

The most cruel insane bitch imaginable. One that would smash and destroy your most prized possessions in a fiery rage. One that would smash your invaluable guitar. One that would stalk and kill the man who tried to leave her. (Actually a real slang word that died out in the 70s and 80s)

It was 3am and I heard a knock on the neighbors door and some of those choice four letter words at a high shrill. It was a rang...

rang by Rangfearer January 29, 2012

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Astaciyah

a sweet girl who is very introverted and is scared to speak out unless with encouragement from her friends

Astaciyah is kind but very shy

Astaciyah by EHtrue name February 21, 2022

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Correspondence

A group (often travelling on motorbikes) of postmen.

We found ourselves travelling in a correspondence of postmen on the way to school this morning.

I, as a rookie postman, felt safer while travelling in correspondence with my postmen brothers.

Correspondence by RicTannerman October 25, 2026

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lalafell

Little ass kid who thinks he's tough online. Roughly around the ages 8-16.

Shut ya bitch ass lalafell ass up.

You a bum ass lalafell.

lalafell by trill master July 10, 2014

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