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she's so eitly.
Urban Dictionary
Breaksex
Rhymes with breakfast.
This is the sex a couple has in the morning to get the day started on a regular basis. Not to be confused with morning sex, which is occasional sex in the morning.
This is the sex a couple has in the morning to get the day started on a regular basis. Not to be confused with morning sex, which is occasional sex in the morning.
Guy 1: Yea dude, I can't get my day started right without breaksex. I'm just uneasy if I know my girl is walking around out there without some of me inside of her.
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T: Yea, we fell asleep around 10pm.
K: That's lame.
T: True. It's ok though bc we wake up at 5:30.
K: Really? Why?
T: Gotta get my breaksex in before I go to work.
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T: Yea, we fell asleep around 10pm.
K: That's lame.
T: True. It's ok though bc we wake up at 5:30.
K: Really? Why?
T: Gotta get my breaksex in before I go to work.
Breaksex by His Majesty the King January 26, 2011
squoze
squoze by goose dragon October 11, 2020
Facepalm
The act of hitting ones face with ones palm. Similar to headdesk. Often used in online chat as *facepalm* to describe the opposite persons complete and utter stupidity. Yeah, doesn't work so well with glasses.
Blonde Person: Wait. You don't hold the knife by the pointy end?
Chef: *FACEPALM* (repeated facepalms)
Chef: *FACEPALM* (repeated facepalms)
Facepalm by Died And Alive Immortal November 29, 2011
Halo
THE absolute best interactive, multiplayer, sci-fi, first person video game ever engineered. - Especially entertaining for soldiers stationed in the middle east...