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Vanspreading 

"vanspreader"

1. the a$$hole in the large vehicle who takes up 1.5 lanes in a two lane parkway/highway/street.
2. The Jerk who parks close enough to, or is over the line of a parking space and therefore occupies two parking spots. Usually an SUV or truck.

can also be used in verb form:

"Vanspreading" - the act of taking over more than one traffic lane or parking spot.
That dick is vanspreading. He keeps going into my lane and cutting me off, but he is still in the right lane! wtf!
Vanspreading by mariangello June 5, 2015

Columbian steam train 

When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.
Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.
Columbian steam train by Boosty February 24, 2021
Bismi a very smart and cute girl whose name means the first. She's very popular and everyone likes her except those who are jealous of her!
Person 1: Bismi is so annoying
Person 2: WDYM she's so nice!
Person 1: Well...she always gets what she wants
Person 2: You're just jealous she's great!
bismi by anonymousbosmo October 16, 2021

The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.
Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.
The Sperm Theory by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019

Superbrilliantmazingtastic

adjective:
Something that is incredibly good
"Chocolate is Superbrilliantmazingtastic!"
The single greatest being in the history of humanity. This person will make your day brighter simply by being there and is more awesome than any living soul.
Oh my God that person is such a Shaili!

Yadira Yucky 

A person who is good with computers and has more that 17,000 friends on myspace "yadira yucky" Named after a girl who had over 17,000 friends on a myspace she made in a period of one year.
"can you believe what a yadira yucky she's being? she added so many people on myspace"
Yadira Yucky by girl.girl March 7, 2010
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