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HOW TO SAVE A LIFE 

When u wanna know how to save a life.
OH NO! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO SAVE A LIFE!

emoticobligation 

The urge, when writing an ironic or sarcastic email, to include an smiley-face “emoticon”—even if you absolutely expletive hate those expletive little things
—Oxford English Dictionary, deleted excerpt, 2004 edition
I really felt an emoticobligation after writing that nasty email to my stupid coworker.
emoticobligation by jenasaurusrex December 14, 2008
Just fuckiing love her
Amsah is emotionally unavailable
amsah by Psycho mother November 22, 2021
The background to this phrase starts with a man named 'Chopper Read' who although being a notorious and accomplished criminal himself in Australia decided to take it upon himself to eradicate a fellow criminal from this world for an act he comitted which has now been coined Jam Jarring. It goes that the murdered man was in prison for raping a 10 year old boy. He was then released from prison slightly earlier for his good behaviour, not long after his release he had approached a 9 year old girl in a park, taken her into a quieter area of the park, he then broke a jam jar in half using the jagged ends he cut a whole in the leg of the girl and proceded to abuse this area of her body even after she had died.

When he returned to prison Chopper was on library duty and as he walked into the other man's cell he pushed him to the floor and jumped on his head from the bed until he died.

The term Jam Jarring is now employed as a means of conveying the notion of desire to follow through with this act on someone else.
Guy 1: "She is so hot I would definitley Jam Jar her."
Guy 2: "Dude that is so nasty WTF?!"
Jam Jar by ChopperRead June 3, 2011

dook pack 

getting packed in discord and leaving the server
"HE JUST GOT DOOK PACKED LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
dook pack by raindev August 1, 2021
Refers to a young male who is morbidly obese and is poked and prodded by others because of their immense size.
Hey Teddy, your nipples are poking through your shirt again… SYFM and let me grope your love handles.
Teddy by show.time_ June 16, 2025
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