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spokeshave 

a short-bodied plane with two handles, used for shaving small spindles, spokes, or on curved pieces.
I shaped the cabriole legs with a spokeshave.
spokeshave by Antinous September 12, 2003

drama fairy 

noun. An over dramatic feminine homosexual man.

noun 2. Melodramatic fruity gay man who:
-Often talks with a lisp and is extremely arrogant.
-Likes to tell rumors and get in other peoples business.
-Often thinks he is hotter than any other guy at school.
- Is usually found in High School or College. Is often a virgin trying to compensate for his sexual frustration.
"Wow, that guy is such a drama fairy for talking behind peoples backs like that. "
drama fairy by Akila Ishtar May 10, 2008

Blockhead 

Bryan hadn't been outside in days, he's such a blockhead
Blockhead by Lexingtonlexus August 25, 2022

yuppiteria 

A place -- usually a dining establishment of some kind -- where yuppies tend to go to eat/drink/socialize...though others go there as well. Such places tend to have haute cuisine and vary in price from slightly overpriced to outrageously overpriced, but are frequently worth it.
I don't go to the Intermezzo often because it's a crowded, overpriced yuppiteria, where people sit around on the patio talking about yuppie things and showing off how swank they are... but they have nine kinds of Hot Chocolate on their recipe and an entire wall of desserts. Sometimes you just gotta have it!
yuppiteria by Indigo June 9, 2004

National live, not love, hate Kayden day

Every August 22nd everybody hates on Kayden for the day
Bro it’s August 22nd! you know what that means!?”
“National live, not love, hate Kayden day!!”

Constimplating 

When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.
Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..."

Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"
Constimplating by Drisen November 26, 2016
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