Shmigging
Shmigging by STRAWBERRYGOOGURT September 12, 2021
Urban Dictionary
caca brain
caca brain by caca brain March 15, 2018
G-Force Groping
(Noun) When a creepy driver deliberately, rhythmically messes with the pedals slamming the gas and hitting the brakes back-and-forth just to create a violent push-and-pull rocking motion in the car. They do this on purpose to weaponize physics and force a female passenger's chest to bounce, trying to disguise it as "bad driving" or a rough stop.
“Bro thought he was slick doing that fake stutter-stop rhythm in the front seat, but we all knew he was just low-key G-Force Groping.
G-Force Groping by cupcakethepittbull September 11, 2026
Clairgie
Clairgie by Nai Jewelle January 9, 2021
Scenario fucker
A scenario fucker is a person who chooses his/her sexual partners by whether the situation ads some spice to the sex.
1. Scenario: The boy is from African descent and the girls parents (or even the girl) is racist towards his kind, so the guy will gladly put off his time to bang this girl in her parents bedroom, because the scenario just ads way more excitement to the sex then having sex with some other random girl which he doesn't know much about.
They usually have their favorite scenarios but are constantly after new challenges with new plots. The situation will always be the undertone to the orgasm.
2. Scenario: A guy gets women through tinder to come over for a meal, without them knowing he puts laxatives in their food so that they will shit in his bathroom, while they shit he will walk in naked and do a Louis C.K. (jerking off in front of someone)
1. Scenario: The boy is from African descent and the girls parents (or even the girl) is racist towards his kind, so the guy will gladly put off his time to bang this girl in her parents bedroom, because the scenario just ads way more excitement to the sex then having sex with some other random girl which he doesn't know much about.
They usually have their favorite scenarios but are constantly after new challenges with new plots. The situation will always be the undertone to the orgasm.
2. Scenario: A guy gets women through tinder to come over for a meal, without them knowing he puts laxatives in their food so that they will shit in his bathroom, while they shit he will walk in naked and do a Louis C.K. (jerking off in front of someone)
Joe: Did you hear what Mike did yesterday?
Steven: What did he do now?
Joe: He banged another one of his ex's girlfriends in the McDonald's bathroom
Steven: Why in the McDonald's bathroom?
Joe: He said that's where he met his ex for the first time, I guess he gets off by the thought of banging her friends there.
Steven: God, he's such a scenario fucker. At least he stopped having elevator sex by ringing the alarm and trying to finish off before the elevator technician can get the doors open again...
Joe: Oh no, he still does that.
Steven: What did he do now?
Joe: He banged another one of his ex's girlfriends in the McDonald's bathroom
Steven: Why in the McDonald's bathroom?
Joe: He said that's where he met his ex for the first time, I guess he gets off by the thought of banging her friends there.
Steven: God, he's such a scenario fucker. At least he stopped having elevator sex by ringing the alarm and trying to finish off before the elevator technician can get the doors open again...
Joe: Oh no, he still does that.
Scenario fucker by Lars-Veklestad November 1, 2018
spensar
spensar by Jack Torrance November 24, 2021
dedication
dedication by youknowsheknows May 13, 2020