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Trampoline 

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A group of approximately 11 or more theater kids.
Me and my trampoline like to listen to Italian background chill music.
Trampoline by Ahajajjsi May 15, 2022
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Matthew ranft 

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Dawg.
Nah bro Matthew ranft is such a dawg
Matthew ranft by King Kong deluxe April 18, 2024
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Mini jizz 

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When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.
When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.
Mini jizz by Crobx2 March 1, 2024
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Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture

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Something Carter Pewterschmidt does daily.
I am Carter and today we will be Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture.
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Starns 

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A person who definitely loves Zach more
That Starns obviously loved Zach more
Starns by sesqueen March 12, 2021
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the salad glove 

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(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups

(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all

(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™

(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
the salad glove by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
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