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Kunzle Magic 

A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.
Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!
Kunzle Magic by Pseudonym721 November 25, 2010

Typical Mari

A typical Mari is a Mari without a brain. She will lose her license, forget to make dinner, and only bring home a 6pack of BudLite when you CLEARLY ask for a 12 pack.
Jason Perkins is a typical Mari
Typical Mari by Craigory RN October 22, 2010
The act of making oneself look presentable again after a sustained period of exertion: sexual or otherwise.
I was all rekempting myself after that 3 hour final coz that fine honey will be at the party tonight.
rekempt by demongolemz December 2, 2011
hands down the best person you'll ever meet, super smart, funny, talented and compassionate, precious bean that should be protected at all cost
X: Man Rade is such a talented dude!
Y: I know man, I wish he realised it too.
Rade by mygz November 22, 2021
I'll pop yo ass meaning i'll shoot your ass
pop by MC Kelly December 23, 2006

Hefferroni 

A obese individual who finishes their slice of peperroni pizza and tries to steal your slice.
Hey you Hefferroni, stay away from my food!
Hefferroni by Atalin July 16, 2022

ralveoli 

A slang word used as a diagnosis for someone who has a tendency to either, over-eat, or often consume ravioli. This word would be used to say someone has eaten so many ravioli that the innards of their lungs have been coated with the tomato sauce of ravioli.
"I'm sorry madam, but your husband has been diagnosed with ralveoli. He couldn't get enough of the sauce."

"Slow down Richard you don't want to get ralveoli!"
ralveoli by ratsmyfavgame June 16, 2017
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