Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Jacob P. Galvatron

Also known as Megatron, The Ghost aka The Phantom Menace, JPG and Stormtrooper #1.

Leader of the Decepticons and the biggest drugs ring on Cybertron. Known to be involved in the smuggling of Tijuana Iguana and Diesel. Was once caught having a naked knife fight with Galactus by The National Enquirer.

Before becoming a galactic drug dealer, he worked as a prop gun on "Bonanza" and was thrown off the set of "The Crow" for killing Brandon Lee.

Jacob P. Galvatron is known to be an associate of Mack Daddy Wave, Fabio and Ricardo Montalbahn. Dislikes Connect Four and Optimus "Prime Time" Prime.

Jacob P. Galvatron was once romantically involved with Rosie from "The Jetsons". They had a son called Johnny 5.
Hurricane Katrina ain't got shit on him if we are led to be believed.

His adventures were chronicled in My Way Entertainment's "Transformers".
"Stormtrooper #1 aka your boy, JACOB P. GALVATRON!"

Shea Qaeda 

Individuals, as a group, who usually identify as gender fluid and adopt an aggressive attitude towards those indifferent to or in opposition to their cause. They often deploy bullying, doxxing and hate campaigns against real or perceived opponents.
The Shea Qaeda attacked her because of her tweets about transgender individuals.
Shea Qaeda by Tekdeng1 June 23, 2021

moufplezher

A man who loves to pleasure women, any shape or size.
Whenever she asked what do you like to, you tell her your a moufplezher, no safe-words.
moufplezher by yObOi June 30, 2026
A favorite theme word of online and television advertisements. The basic idea in these ads is to flash the word "FREE" infront of your face, in the boldest and largest letters possible. Just to lure you into a hidden cost. The amazing part of this, is that many people actually fall for it.
1. Get a FREE piece of cake with your PURCHASE of any meal!
2. FREE SHIT!! FREE SHIT!! (After you BUY some shit first..)
3. Hey man! I thought you said it was FREE!?
4. No product advertised online or on TV as FREE! is ever truly..free. NOT EVER.
FREE by Andrew M. July 26, 2005

cocksucker

A cocksucker is a guy who likes the act of putting another dude's dick in his mouth and sucking a cumgasm out of his throbbing cock.
Matt calls me a cocksucker just because I like to put his dick in my mouth and suck a cumgasm out!
cocksucker by USAF Cadet January 9, 2021

Crammchowder 

Crammchowder is the vaginal opening of a Chantal Cramm in Torbay Newfoundland. This opening has a strong essence of slut and reaks of the smell of fish. Avoid eating Crammchowder at all costs!
Holy shit it smells of Crammchowder!
Crammchowder by Gofycoal September 13, 2016
to molest, or rape, or both !
Brittany: Hey, Kristen! Have you molaped anyone?
Kristen: Yeah I just molaped Kerrianne!
Kerrianne: Yeah ! I molaped Kristen AND Audrey!
Audrey: THEN I MOLAPED MELISSA !
Melissa: I molaped all of you in your sleep !
molape by KBRAN October 28, 2005
Load more