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12 year old 

Someone who has been alive for 12 years. A lot of people associate 12 year old with that one kid who picks his nose and while playing fortnite. That’s not all of them. Many 12 year olds are actually pretty chill, and even if some are hyper, you don’t gotta hang out with them, just don’t insult them. This is coming from a person who is 12 and has ADHD. I don’t mess up the class, I try to keep it in as best as I can. In my grade, where everyone is 12 or 13, people usually keep to themselves and don’t disrupt everything.
Guy: yo that 12 year old kid is so dumb he probably begs his mom for v-bucks everyday
Guy 2: that’s not all 12 year olds. Some are cool. You just focus on the ones you see while you go to play fortnite while kissing your dream body pillow.
Guy 1: uhhh
12 year old by Xakez April 23, 2021
Noun.

Any product made by the Apple Corporation.
She was hoping to get a bunch of ishit for Christmas.
ishit by daddybearluvsyou January 28, 2010

Rilo Kiley 

A wonderful band.
Very wonderful.
Orgasmic, even.
Rilo Kiley by lyssth December 4, 2003
a large little plump boy who is usually quite short. Women usually say when they see a chore they think of lucas. Women say a lucas is their least favourite type of boy.
“dam who’s that fat little chode over there”-kyle
“oh it’s just my son lucas”-debbie
lucas by charva👆🍋 October 17, 2023

lap monkey

A small person with little man with a larger than life ego.
One who looks down on others for their own personal gain
My boss is such a lap monkey, trying to look big in front of his peers, don't be an rj?
lap monkey by shuler1 July 7, 2016

WASTEMAN 

A. Someone who commits to do something then doesn’t do it

B. Wastes your time (usually trying to get something done, work, random things like dropping you off somewhere)
C. Makes excuses about why they never got back to you which you know are just weak (polite) or bullshit (raw)
D. Someone who is wasting or has wasted their life (yet still talks and believes they haven’t) active (they talk as if they are still in the game when they are done and will never change)
‘We’ll all link up and have jokes, tell everyone now’ ‘I’m gonna call xyz’ ‘Is that a joke? Allow him man he’s a pure wasteman, call Sal and D instead.’
‘My car battery is dead, call xyz tell him come give me a jump then i’ll come get you’, ‘allow him he’s a wasteman, call jams instead’
WASTEMAN by Truss me December 26, 2022
The orgasmic feeling one experiences when hot water in the shower first hits the poison oak on your skin.
I had an oakgasm when I took a shower this morning
Oakgasm by TheFiveO April 22, 2009
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