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Urban Dictionary

The Dikembe Mutombo 

Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.
Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

pussy noogie 

When a girl grabs a guys head puts it in her snatch and shakes like a dryer with a brick in it. Most commonly performed in a strip club on your birthday.
Yo, we went to the strip club last night for Brighams birthday, he totally got a pussy noogie. His head was all up in that snatch, he almost suffocated!
cum d'eau is French for cum in water -- what a guy sees in a glass of water after he's blows his load in it -- and then he or someone drinks it.
Matt always leaves cum d'eau in my night water!
cum d'eau by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

Banillion 

The last and biggest number in the number line...
I said it like a banillion times!!!
Banillion by Murphy Llama January 17, 2004

hannahabbottspigtails 

One of the best mutuals in the whole wide world that’s super swag 😎 <3

-quiddiitch
Woah is that hannahabbottspigtails? She’s the best Hannah Abbot stan ever
hannahabbottspigtails by quiddiitch September 6, 2021
A: a po ma ha guxhen
B: po more qe tan diten jam tu e prit guxhen tande
guxh by oooobossi777 March 10, 2023
A badass Russian Female who is very intimidating and is a straight savage.
"Katia is so intimidating that i pretend shes not cause im scared of her"
Katia by treyway876 September 15, 2018
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