when she wants to roleplay with finger good looking daddy chan where daddy chan slowly seduces you into making you think i’m your pet and you out a collar around my neck and choke me until i gag and then slowly yet roughy and passionately tickle my butthole until i prolapse to the max…

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.

To fastly have sex by putting your penis in the vagina and quickly get it out and repeat over and over again

To write, mark, shave, sud or otherwise vandalize an indiviual who is comatose due to over consumption of alcohol.

Huge beetles in Northwestern Ontario of unknown species that really fucking hurt when they bite you. They seem to like spruce trees.

the best show to be on TV since, well ever. Witty dialouge, hot guys, great story, and kick ass fights. did i say hot guys?