A sudden depression that looms over you when you realise a whole year has passed.

Often the sufferer remembers oppurtunities they let pass in the year, things they put off and friends they lost in the year.

This gloom is contagious so if you think you know someone who has End-Of-Yearitis don't get to close or they will remind you of what went wrong for you in the year.

If your not sure if someone is suffering from End-Of-Yearitis this may help

Symptoms of this include:
-Tiredness
-Obvious depression
-Black Marks under eyes from lack of sleep
-General Zombie-like state*
-Lack of New Year cheer
-Reluctance to give gifts (though they could just be being an asshole)

*Like wandering aimlessly around their place of residence, staring into space and being scary lookin'

Time (about 2 months) is only known cure for this disturbing affliction. Though ice cream and sugar in general is known to help sufferer get through it.

This illness can very easily be confused with Suddenly-Dumped-On-Assitis as the symptoms are very similar.

A kid from Ridgewood, New Jersey who fits many of the stereotypes associated with the youth of the town: rich, preppy, etc. commonly abbreviated TRK and pronounced like "turk."

see Ridgewood

A girl who is a bitch. But my bestfriend cuz that’s my bitchhhh yassssss.

When a hot babe has a clit that dwarfs your penis I comparison

Though commonly used to describe a member of the opposite sex, "tease" can also apply to members of the same sex, in the case of homosexuality or weekly drunken bisexuality.

A tease is

(A) someone who either offers to engage in affectionate behavior with you, such as making out, and then denies you the privilege of doing so, or

(B) someone who only gives you a small fraction of what you actually want from them, such as a kiss when you are dying to make out with them. A tease may even go so far as to kick you out of the room, and in extreme cases, he or she will then proceed to have affectionate relations with someone else, torturing you even more. Other scenarios may also include promising--and subsequently denying to provide--a raincheck.

It is vital that this definition be used as the one and only definition of a tease, as looking the word up in dictionaries and on Google will often provide a two-word answer: Paige Duckworth.

when a fat man runs as fast as he can at a brick wall and when he hits it, all his fat splats up against it and he is stuck there for 4 hours until some guy with a spatula peels him off.