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texas blow tourch 

A texas blow tourch is when a girl gives you a blow job after eating something spicy
yo i got a texas blow tourch after the wing bowl

shikshit 

Person with very advance knowledge and thought process than people where he currently lives
Shikshit Mongolian physicist has found a way to control gravity in his home town
shikshit by shikshit February 19, 2022
A amazing guy who can sometimes be rather annoying or obnoxious, but he is also a sweet guy who wants for you to know that he aprecciates you, he most likely has artistic blood runing through his veins

(and is probably gay as shit)
Sage: (insert annoying joke about fucking my mom)

Also Sage: Dude, i aprecciate you, i am very glad i met you <3/p
Sage by akwardAnimator April 15, 2023

Twerkism 

twerkism is a new religion derived from Adonitology that worships twerking and believes that twerking was created by a goddess as a gift to mankind
her religion
twerkism is my new religion
Twerkism by The ace December 6, 2021
Like Chuck Norris, a sarb is a man not to be messed with, a man who lives by his own terms. Sarb does not follow the rules he is the rule.

Verb --

"You have been Sarb'ed" this is derived from the lost ancient extracts of the man code. This text was published in the first edition of the "Man Code: conduct between bro's, unknown author, 1500 BC".

To be "Sarb'ed" is to be tricked and deceived in a frivolous and punishing way. If you are ever "sarb'ed" you will know but the profuse and inordinate need to mewl.
1. "Im going to sarb my life up"

2. "Showed by boss i cant be Sarb'ed"

3. "Sarb him up bro"
sarb by MikeyJazzle69 January 29, 2014

Bears no Mounds 

A contemporary idiom describing the speaker's limitless attitude towards a certain topic
My level of hatred for you bears no mounds!
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