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Charlie Foxtrot 

Codename for Cluster Fuck when you're in public or private situations that calls for a swear of such magnitude but manners and courtesy call for some discretion
Boss: Steve I need you to fix the mess on the DNS server caused by Chuck last week

You: Yeah..that was one hell of a Charlie Foxtrot

Boss: Yeah he is like Charlie Brown..

((swearing to superior avoided))
Charlie Foxtrot by Cowkilla August 16, 2009

it's the mol!(mole) 

it's the mol!(mole)
it's the mol!(mole) by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023

Covid Casserole

A Covid Casserole is the vile and strategically neglected casserole at any potluck. Usually this noteworthy casserole looks worse than it tastes and is a gentle reminder no one is immune from the random processed “family recipe“ concoction of the 1960s market cookbooks. Normal people simply pass over and reject this Pooh-Pooh wrinkle with a synthetic smile. Still, heathens are brave enough and wolfish enough to take a deep breath, brace their stomach for full impact and prepare for a journey back in time! These semifinalist savages who risk scurvy are rest assured the porcelain god will stand tall and flush repulsive excrements as often as necessary to wash away such loathsome excrement.
“Is anyone trying Aunt Edna’s tuna filled jellied bouillon with frankfurter casserole from her secret cookbook”?

Uncle Charlie: “Hell nah! That Covid casserole isn’t fit for hobos”!
Covid Casserole by Torsiondrummer December 10, 2023

boats v submarines

A game commonly played in the UK for it's extreme banter and social skills
There are 2 ways to play this game, solo or duo.

Solo play;
The player fills the bathtub up to the brim with water and shits in the bath tub and has to decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If you choose to vote for the boat you think that it will be a floater, if you choose submarine it will explore the deep underwater mysteries of your bath tub. If you guess incorrectly of whether it's going to sink or swim you have to lay in the bath till said boat/submarine disolves.

Duo play;
Two players both sit on the brim of the bath whilst the bath is fulled with water, both players drop their load into the bath and decide whether it's going to be a boat or a submarine. If chosen incorrectly the player that guessed incorrectly puts on their scuba diving gear and gets ready to discover some treasures.
Man we played Boats v Submarines last night, I lost and got coated in shit.

Swallagabarta 

Swallagabarta refers to masturbation whilst still inside the womb as a fetus. Swallagabarta is a rare phenomenon that can only occur whilst residing in the womb of a large breasted cum slut. Following full completion of a swallagabarta, semen residue will flow outside of the mothers vagina in the form of a projectile squirt.
I reckon when my mate Ed was in the womb, he had a few too many swallagabartas!
Swallagabarta by Danny Freedom March 10, 2019

Night Water

Water drank specifically at night, somehow tasting better than normal water.
Frank: This Night Water sure is good.
Chad: Where did you find it?
Frank: This big tank at work.
Chad: Don’t you work at the nuclear plant?
Frank: Oh s h i t.
Night Water by 5 Lemons September 2, 2019

celibrate 

combination of celebrate and celibate. celebrating being celibate. an ironic/sarcastic way of saying you have not had sex in a long time. way of saying you feel like getting a buzz on so you can forget you haven't had sex in a long time.
person 1: "i haven't been laid in so long that i feel like i should celibrate."

person 2: "yeah, let's go get a bottle and celibrate proper!"
celibrate by lober June 13, 2009
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