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cumpooper 

n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.

Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.

Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
cumpooper by Captain Clancy Mccfartson September 29, 2009

political correctness

Uranus = urine-ness
harass = harris
what the fuck,over?
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political correctness is gay!
political correctness by don't do it September 26, 2005
On the west side of San Antonio, Texas, I discovered that pendejo means more than just "stupid" which is what I had been told. The conotation on the west side had more to do with being called "a fucking idiot." Naturally, this was not taken too well and required some fancy explaining to get out of. Tex-Mex slang is tricky stuff.
Hey, stop being such a pendejo.
Pendejo by Mistress Chaosia December 28, 2005

Wilbur Soot 

An absolutely amazing and adorable British man. he is known for streaming on twitch and his music. Anyone in their right mind will simp for his smile and his personality.
Friend: Who is that?
Y/N: Are you kidding me?!? That’s Wilbur soot!

Friend: Oh dang he’s really cute
Y/N: yeah... i know :)
Wilbur Soot by Keirainnit November 15, 2020
a really dark male that can not be seen at night
dat boy in london is an ahadzie !!!
ahadzie by billay January 30, 2007
1: A slang for "fail"
2: Anything having to do with epic failness
3: Walrus?
1+2:"Hey man that bike fall was an epic vulcan."
3:"Woah that is one fat vulcan!"
Vulcan by NKCrash April 19, 2009
Fent is the smell of sex on underwear. Fenting is the practice of taking Fent-stained underwear and popping them on the kettle and turning it on, thus allowing Fent-filled steam to fill the air.
I can't play poker tonight, I'm fenting yer Ma's pants
Fenting by Christian Nade January 20, 2010
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