Father figure

An older male with whom you associate as your adopted father. Teenage girls tend to have many father figures in their lives if they are lacking a father or have an issue with their own, actual father.

This also commonly leads to infatuation with older men who are father figures, be it theirs or in general.

Friend 1: Oh, I never had a decent father...
Friend 2: You have father issues?
Friend 1: Yeah. It means I now have a father figure...

Father figure by XrayCrystallography August 30, 2011

Myanmarian

A person who loves Myanmar, really.

Such as Chill Bill.
They also have a massive skibidi Ohio GYATT attached to their behind.

Mrs. Heron: I LOVE MYANMAR, REAALLLLLYYYYYYY!
Me: GYAT DAMN! she must be the skibidi myanmarian! *goons.*

Myanmarian by Chillmarian October 15, 2023

abbianne

Abbianne is a caring, wonderful, beautiful person who only cares about the best for you. She will always be there for you in ANY situation and will feed your cat pizza... even when it’s not allowed. She will be your best friend through anything and by ur side no matter what. An Abbianne is the best person ever and if you donT have one in your life then good luck bitch...

“Omg I need to talk to someone about my hemroids”
“Talk to Abbianne she will know what to say”

abbianne by swagmoneyhoney November 8, 2020

Squirrel

An evil, extremely intelligent and developed animal which hides behind the public image of a cute rodent to make people think they are inoffensive.

David: I just saw a bunch of squirrels together on that tree!
Jhon: They are probably discussing the guerrilla situation on Colombia.

David: Thank god it's that, I thought it was the penguins who took care of that situation.

Squirrel by SomeSexyPotato May 8, 2021

Internet Memes

An internet meme is a photo,video,or plain text that makes one person laugh which then he/she reposts the thing that was funny and then more people repost that and make it viral. Once it is viral, it is now a internet meme that people can copy, edit, and do whatever they want to it to make it even more funny.

SHUT UP MOM IM TRYING TO LOOK AT INTERNET MEMES YOU NEVER UNDERSTAND ME.

Internet Memes by RkoIsLife1738 November 4, 2015

Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.

That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.

Nessie by kir3d May 4, 2010

random.php

The Web page name for the random button on Urban Dictionary.

Person: *taps random button* Oh I got sent to random.php

random.php by Jade The Agoti December 20, 2020