Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Fuckin' Friday 

Share definition Flag
An excuse for taking part in an abnormal, surprising, or otherwise strange activity due to the stress relief and joy of the week being complete on a Friday night.
1. George: "Dude, what the Hell are you riding a scooter around town with a pizza at midnight for?!!"

You: "It's Fuckin' Friday, George. It's Fuckin' Friday."

2. George: "Why the Hell are you going to jump off of that bridge dude?!!"

You: "It's Fuckin' Friday, George. It's Fuckin' Friday."
Fuckin' Friday by IKatD June 14, 2010
Get merch
Fuckin' Friday mug front
Get the Fuckin' Friday mug.
See more merch

The Relaxer 

Share definition Flag
The same exact definition and motion of "The Shocker" (Look it up if you don't know), the only difference being the pinky is rotated in a clock wise circle while engaged in action. This totally relaxes the person receiving therefore bearing the name "The Relaxer".
Janice was surprised when I demonstrated The Relaxer to her. She liked it better than The Shocker.
The Relaxer by Dick Fitzenwell June 30, 2008
Get merch

spinner bait 

Share definition Flag
Anything used to attract women, particularly women of a small stature. Ie; a BMW or other expensive car, money etc.
He would have never gotten her if it wasn't for the spinner bait he's throwing.
spinner bait by fantomas777 February 8, 2007
Get merch

New Jersey Sloppy Joe 

Share definition Flag
The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.
I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.
New Jersey Sloppy Joe by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011
Get merch

NFI 

Share definition Flag
Not Fucking Interested
Q "Do you want to help me do the house work?"

A "I'm NFI on house work bitch!"
NFI by Smoon March 3, 2004
Get merch

Bone Grafter

Share definition Flag
A young, inexperienced girl that does not know how to give head. Provides a painful, toothy blow job experience until mentored in the proper techniques.
You get some dome last night from that hot chick braaaahh?

Yea broohhhhh. She's hot but can't suck a dick for shit. She's a bone grafter. Going to have to teach her about the lips. My Dick is raw today yo.
Bone Grafter by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Primitive Woodsman

Share definition Flag
A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.
The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.
Get merch
Next