Felix

felix is the sweetest boy in the world. He has the sweetest smile/laugh in the world. He will always make you smile. I just know that if you have a felix in your life, you probably have a crush on him(like me). Felix‘s are usually funny and smart, but still hate school.You probably know a lot of people that have a crush on felix which makes it harder but i know he will choose you.

„omg theres felix. I wanna marry him😍☝🏻„

Felix by inlovewithfelix November 25, 2021

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Strangling a toad

Taking a wet shit.

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.

Strangling a toad by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009

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yellow light

a traffic light that indicates you should speed through the intersection and tag the roof of your car. This earns you five minutes of free sex with the person of your choice that night. Multiple tags earn cumulative minutes, but the minutes expire before the next morning.

variation: kissing the fingertips of the hand before tagging the ceiling with it.

yellow light by cylara April 13, 2005

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Pantransessence

An ineffable essence of love and union transcendental to anything fathomable to the mind of an individual.

"My entire being was ignited in pantransessence the moment we first exchanged the words, 'I love you.'"

Pantransessence by n8borealis December 19, 2020

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Tubbit

A legend.

You're a tubbit!

Tubbit by Jacob Martin Walker April 24, 2011

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Cofy Sushi Day

Cofy Sushi Day is a festivity that celebrates the birth of the idea that Cosmo had on Wednesday, March 22. This day also commemorates the birth of Cofy Sushi. On this day, people below 160cm are allowed to beat the fuck out of tall people. You can only eat sushi and spicy cheesy ramen. Celebrities like Clairo and Cavetown love this day.

X: Hey, wanna go to McDonald's?
Y: No dude, today's Cofy Sushi Day. Let's go eat sushi and smack some folks.

Cofy Sushi Day by cofysushi January 8, 2020

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slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

slashed mattress by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

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