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self-pity 

Infants have self-pity. You could say having self-pity is you reverting back to your childhood. Worrying about things that don't even matter in the long run, you allow yourself to be overcome, and others to walk over you in whatever way they wish. Self-pity can be imagined too, it doesn't have to be real. Whatever, you never allow yourself to live.

It can lead to an inferiority complex.
Don't you ever want to have any fun? Self-pity's got to go!
self-pity by IcyHaku June 14, 2006

paper tweet 

A tweet that decieves your followers into thinking you are at one place, when you are actually at another place, or doing something, having something (etc), when you are doing the opposit.
Paper tweet, off to Hawaii! (But in reality he is just staying at homes playing video games).
paper tweet by ryanwarmwater October 10, 2011

Coon flump

Oli prideaux-when someone has curly hair and gay
Oli prideaux is a fat coon flump
Coon flump by Racistboy123 April 25, 2021
the insertion of a male genitalia into another male genitalia's foreskin opening
Matt unzipped his pants as Jim inserted his wang into Matt's foreskin. Jim proceeded to doke with Matt for the remainder of the afternoon.
doke by Mick Jaggon June 17, 2011
2285 on top
me and the boys just did a snitshit, 2285 on top brutha
snitshit by pettysniff September 17, 2021

goobelgoobelsmitch 

A funny looking but cute young man, who does not gooble but goobels when trying to laugh. Socially awkward and usually comes from Connecticut. His interests include; calling people dad, and pregnant african girls.
Girl: Hes kinda cute...
Other girl: Dont even think about it, hes a goobelgoobelsmitch

BangBangGooberBlat 

The Sounds you hear when your listening thru the door to people having sex
Bang! Bang! Gooberblat! Slurp! Bonk! Smash!
BangBangGooberBlat by Heeheheh April 11, 2005
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