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Valentina 

A chick with super long hair and dark eyes who keeps rejecting me due to some dipshit who lives all the way in Florida. She has an adorable laugh and I love when she posts cute pictures on her story. Big tits and very into astrology typically her first question to ask anyone is their signs. Hardly texts back though too busy stuck in her head. If you have a Valentina, you should keep her. Even if your just a friend.
Me: V, I think your really pretty and i want to take you out on a date

V: Sorry, I don’t want a relationship right now

Me: Its cuz of your ex isnt it

V: *doesnt respond*

Me: Stop acting like such a valentina
Valentina by CanUvexx February 15, 2021
Fun, loving, charming, weird but very attractive, makes charming impression on people so they cannot forgot, serious personality, choose people to open up with, full of mysteries and extremely heavenly beauty
Rebicca: rare
rebicca by Godfromheaven June 17, 2016
Oh, how I dream of being a ganter and running free on the savanna.
ganter by Nadnerb November 10, 2005
He's got a phat ass. Don't know if I can handle all that
Can't get away from a twebba
Twebba by Big_Sussy April 5, 2024
Former Fling. A person you previously had a romantic or sexual fling with who was never officially your boyfriend/girlfriend, and therefore technically isn't an ex.
"Is that your ex?"
"No, he's my FF."
FF by boomboomdaboomboom August 11, 2026

pimpin' it forward 

Being nice to a person in order to get sex from them in the future.
That cocktease was so uptight about shagging me now that I started pimpin' it forward hoping she'd shag me later.
pimpin' it forward by DeuceyBigbelow September 24, 2009

Seungkwan 

Seungkwan is a member of the South Korean boy band Seventeen. He's shamed a lot for being "fat", he isn't fat. the only fat thing about him are those titties and ass. call him fat and i will come to your house at 3am accompanied by your most feared mythical creatures with church bells ringing. seungkwan is hot. seungkwans visuals are insane. seungkwan is sexy. seungkwan is everybodys unofficial boyfriend. seungkwan makes everyone happy. seungkwan is seventeens mood maker. seungkwan is everyones secret seventeen bias, if he isnt then yes he is stfu your mind is manipulating you. i love seungkwan. we love seungkwan. seungkwan deserves the whole world.
seungkwan choke me
Seungkwan by seungkwansbff August 17, 2022
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