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BaklavaEater59 

The best and hottest person to ever exist
me: yo have you heard about BaklavaEater59?
you: no
me: How??!?!?!

farm team system

The practice of rating women using the baseball farm team system:
Major League (8-10)
AAA (6 1/2-8)
AA (5-6 1/2)
Hi A (4-5)
Lo A (3-4)
Rookie League (1-3)
Cape Cod League (or Bush League) (< 1)

People will generally play within their leagues, occasionally going up or down a league. Someone who plays up two leagues or more is either very lucky or pulling some shady shit. Someone who plays down two or more leagues is either desperate, really drunk, or has absolutely no standards for whatever reason.
Even Ol' Dirty Pete, who had no standards whatsoever and routinely dated girls from all leagues of the farm team system, nearly lost his lunch when bush league Gretchen, who looked like she'd just raided an entire McDonald's and then been picked up by a tornado, bombarded with debris, and dropped on her face into a briar patch, showed up at the pool in a G-string bikini.
farm team system by Nick D November 8, 2004

zeeky boogy doog 

"Zeeky Boogy Doog" refers to a character from "The Demented Cartoon Movie" called "Zeeky H. Bomb " who appears randomly and causes nuclear explosions by uttering the phrase "zeeky boogy doog." It is also the title of the fourth episode of "Battle for Dream Island Again," where the phrase was considered as a team name.
Blah Guy 1: I'm indifferent to my activities, because someone is about to say "zeeky boogy doog" at any moment!
Blah Guy 2: but you just said- *BOOM!*

Bone City 

A magical land you may never enter, but lies deep within all of us. The place you go when you have uninhibited sex.
Stevey and I took a trip to Bone City. I ran out of gas though and we had to stop at the Township of Bone to refuel.
Bone City by PineapplePeter April 24, 2014
In Germany there are candies named Toffifee. Maybe he got one by his meeting with the german chancellor and now never can forget its wonderful taste. Unfortunately he can't remember the right name.
Covfefe, it tasted "great".
Covfefe by Tante Ratz May 31, 2017

Survivorsans 

A dude who is obsessed with Jesse his favourite Youtuber/Bestie Will do anything to get attention from him and will do anything to spend more time with his best friend I mean his future husband I mean what haha his totally not planning on putting a hit on Jesse's future girlfriend before they get married and then swoop in their for Jesse to cry on his shoulders. {he could never do that] his discord Username is Survivorsans#9220
Survivorsans was stalking Jesse through the window
Survivorsans asked Pie if Jesse was online discord
Survivorsans asked Jesse to voice chat with him
Survivorsans by TherealSurvivorsans November 23, 2021
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