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pirate costume

A pirate costume consists most typically of three basic components:
- a shirt (not a t-shirt)
- full-length trousers
- a belt
- a vest
It is then accessorised with some of the following:
- a plastic or cardboard sword
- a headscarf or bandana
- a hook
- an eyepatch
- a parrot

The following rules concern the wearing of pirate costumes:
1. Each person may own only one pirate costume.
2. One must drink alcohol whenever wearing a pirate costume.
3. Pirate costumes may never be washed, unless the pirate jumps into a natural body of water while wearing the costume.
4. If three pirates high-five to a rule, then it becomes law for all pirates at all future pirate-nights.
5. Pirate laws may never be made up while not dressed as pirates.
6. Pirate costumes overrule any theme: i.e., one may go to any themed occasion at which there is alcohol in a pirate costume.
Terrance: I'm going to put on a pirate costume.
pirate costume by ¡Aspirex! June 20, 2006
DILF - acronym
1. Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck
2. Christian Bale
me: brb, masturbating to christian bale
you: lol ok. he's a total DILF tbh
DILF by lazmandertrottron October 22, 2008
The act of drawing and painting simultaneously typically using paint pens.
Moriah Elizabeth started to draint with her posca paint pens.
Draint by Boboowl August 7, 2020

spit roast 

when a female is takin it from 2 men one in the mouth and one in the fefe
guess wat guys i was part of a spit roast with a hot ass chick last nite, pity bout the other dude
spit roast by Jenn010 July 7, 2006

Scarlet Fire 

A popular pop culture reference to the song Scarlet Fire. Many people will use this term to compare it to Playboi Carti. Started from a trend on twitter debating how Scarlet Fire is better than Playboi Carti.
Guy: I just had scarlet fire on repeat for 10 hours

Alex: I know that shit is way better than carti LOL!
Scarlet Fire by BossMemer12 December 27, 2021

Tea Bagger 

-noun

1) A male engages in the sexual act of tea bagging. in which he stands over his partner and lowers his testicles into his partner's mouth, as if lowering a tea bag into a tea cup.

2) A follower of the conservative US Tea Party political movement, often used as a derogatory term.
Most tea baggers are in favor of cuts to government services and taxes.
Tea Bagger by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010