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blargify 

To confuse someone so much that they think they are in a dream.
He wanted to blargify her as a practical joke. He succeeded, and she hit him with a hammer jokingly as she thought she was in a dream. (Luckily, no-one was injured much.)

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blargify by ßøss£vo July 23, 2011
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Roman Fair 

Events that some people have where you can go and live like an ancient Roman for a time.
It is better than a Medieval fair because they have real orgies.
I think I saw you at the orgy in the Roman fair.
Roman Fair by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011
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2. A reminder of why the world hates this country.
I was watching Fox News, and i told my TV to shut the fuck up and put on the Simpsons.
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