A guy is straddled, creamed and blooded in the face, punched and gets pepperoni thrown at his face.

Abbreviation for vagina

The ultimate creature. She can be anyone, anywhere, doing anything, but there is only one. Find her.

1. to be four feet tall and have no teeth

2. to look like ass

lillian, where do i even start? she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. she’s very insecure, but she won’t tell you that. she’s the happiest person you will ever meet, but once you get close with her you realize she isn’t actually happy at all. she can fake her feelings. very easily. she can make you believe she loves you, when in reality she hates you. she’s very hard to read, but if you figure her out she will treasure that. she loves to be made fun of. but she has boundaries. push her buttons and she will have no remorse towards you. push her buttons and she’ll drop you, without guilt. no matter how close you two are. she’ll go from loving you one day, to hating you the next if you push the right buttons. she needs reassurance sometimes, but don’t give it to her all the time. dont constantly remind her that u care about her, she’ll get annoyed. just try your best to find her boundaries. play your cards right and she’ll love you.

a sexu-scatalogical act accomplished by dropping multiple solid feces fragments upon a recipients chest, stomach and/or face and then repeatedly mashing them flat with your buttocks creating the illusion of stacked pancakes. This can be either a sexual or dominating act performed by consenting or non-consenting participants for the outcome of sexual gratification or emotional and/or physical humiliation. Ejaculatory response or orgasmic climax is not necessarily the intended outcome.