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A female human being that can't really read.
She also tends to disconnect from games on Roblox. She doesn't really listen and only hears 2.5% of the conversation. She tends to mention Dunkirk and Harry Styles a lot. Literally, every conversation, she mentions Dunkirk, Harry Styles, One Direction, or Big Time Rush. She also makes fun of the names Jasper and Olivia. She tends to disrespect the owner of bunnies named Jasper, and it hurts them. Not all melanie's are bad, but ones that think Olivia's are bad, are.
Can you believe Melanie dissed Jasper the Bunnie's owner Olivia? How dare she.
Melanie by owner of a Jasper April 22, 2018
I'm O'Neil and what I say goes.
O'Neil by Daddy Chaddy May 18, 2020
Something that looks real but’s fake.

Like those Instagram videos where you think you see an eggplant, but they cut into it and it’s a cake. It seems like it’s a one thing but turns out another.

Fake.

Similar to “cap”, but not quite.
“Look at her lips bro, think they’re real?”
“Nah, that’s cake”
Cake by Bushycat July 17, 2020
Drink Till Dawn. Finessing the LA life style . Living up to the name every Friday.
Randy: "Man did you see DTD come through last night?"
Randy 2: "Yah , they killed the game last night. Gonna go to their party again Friday"
DTD by Crimchy May 23, 2017

Sam Gunstone 

Just another name for someone who likes committing homosexual acts with another man's biceps, “guns”.
That man has such big guns, I'm going to pull a Sam Gunstone
Sam Gunstone by The Guy Who Names September 29, 2023

ass nigger 

a nigger that comes from the warm depths of an ass
ass nigger by fuckstickmcgeeville September 11, 2020
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