In Russian folklore. A big, stupid, hairy, unibrowed, asexual creature that roamed the forests of Russia and Canada looking for a mate. Legend has it that if the chornyvolk ever mated "the snows will melt off the great Siberian plains and mother Russia will drown". The Volga river is said to be "fueled by the tears of the chornyvolk because he cannot find a mate".

A person who is stuck in bronze in a video game, typically mobas.

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The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.

Hands down the best show ever made in the existence of television. Seriously if you haven't heard of it I highly suggest you get out from under your rock and check it out!!

Rista is unique. She is a space case, and the kind of person to daydream often. She's very loyal to her friends and mates, and is always there no matter what. If you have a Rista in your life, you're very lucky to know her. She's truly one in a million