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Evalyn is a hot short girl, always a good time. Everytime your with her you can't stop laughing. She spreads her love but to limited people, once you have her never let her go. Totally dude magnet and has guys, secretly, falling head over heals for her. If you have an Evalyn in your life never let her go
Omg who is that girl, she is so nice but hard to get?
That must be Evalyn
Evalyn by 1notmyrealname5 July 2, 2019

blue screen of death 

A screen that appears on all versions of Windows when the system has an error so bad it has to shut down. The error text is displayed as DOS text on a blue background, hence the name. Versions before XP were notorious for giving this screen VERY frequently, though later versions were progressively more stable. XP and Vista users generally don't get this unless:
1. They fuck with software in ways they're really not supposed to.
2.They build their computer themselves and install vital parts wrong.
3. They use bad drivers, especially with their video cards or motherboards.
I started up Windows 95 and got the Blue Screen of Death before I even logged in!
blue screen of death by aewfdsewrtg February 1, 2009

Lumberhack 

The process of software development in an environment of ever sprouting problems. The more trees you hack down, the more that grow beneath your feet.
We need to lumberhack that feature into production.
Lumberhack by GeraldTheBikeEater November 12, 2019
1: To be totally awesome, and prove it by posting a definition for your own name on the internet for all to see.
2: Anyone who totally rocks Ryan Macualey's world at Halo.
Aaron: hey Ryan, what's up?
Ryan: I wish I was as cool a Adawg :-(
adawg by adawg November 5, 2003

egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.
Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.
egg beater by mister creepy February 23, 2011

Glands of Montgomery

These are the small bumps that may exist on the areola of a woman. They usually live on women with large plump areolas . These glands surround the nipple and normally number from 2 to 24 in number. Typically the larger the nipple and areola, the more of these beautiful little nibblers there are on a given breast. They actually look like little nipples. When a woman is cold or aroused they become more prominent! They are named after an 18th century researcercher who researched these puppies whose name is Grover Montgomery.
I told my friend Tom Cruise {yes, the Tom Cruise} that this hoe at my gym that prances around topless has the most amazing Glands of Montgomery. Cruise told me he would rather suck a penis with Glands of Montgomery than do so with a nipple. Adam from Maroon 5 feels the same way. Adam from Maroon 5 is gay.
Mutating is synonymous with a day of laziness. To mutate is to chill or relax. Be mushy.
I'm sorry I can't run with you this afternoon, I'm planning to lay around and mutate
Mutate by DarleneOliviaPope June 10, 2017
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