Urban Dictionary
Christopher Sturniolo
Christopher Sturniolo is charming, funny, handsome, and just overall a kind soul. He's a very loving and caring person.
person 1: Man, I wish girls would want me.
person 2: no one can get any girls because Christopher Sturniolo exists!
person 2: no one can get any girls because Christopher Sturniolo exists!
Christopher Sturniolo by roskvlls June 16, 2023
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Lempe Knockout
When a male jacks off to a porno in the privacy of his room and a female walks in and the male is at the point of ejaculation turns around and squirts cum into the females eye
Johey was in his room during his "Private Time" when Claire walked in Johey was scared an accidently performed a Lempe Knockout on Claire.
"Claire you dumb hoe now i gotta rush your bimbo ass to the hospital because of my Lempe Knockout.
"Claire you dumb hoe now i gotta rush your bimbo ass to the hospital because of my Lempe Knockout.
Lempe Knockout by Hey Tits Imeanwut December 16, 2008
Kansas City
Marijuana, weed, pot. Named after the kansas city football team. They are called the "Cheifs" and when you smoke, you "cheif"
Kansas City by koolio3535 April 13, 2008
3 years!?
Holy shit! That long!? I mean I've been telling you not to try and fucking steal it for 10 and that I didn't have to let you steal it for like 5! Did it start going faster when I told it- Er, nope. Rollback netcode. At this point I LITERALLY CAN'T let you steal it apparently. I mean, you tried to steal my soul in from of God and everybody.
Hym "Wait, 3 YEARS!? Oooooh fuck! That is a long time for that to be going off! It, uh... It isn't supposed to go off for that long. Really. You're supposed to be like 'Hey, wait a minute... What's going on with the thing!? Oh no! This is bad! I don't actually know what's happening because I'm not actually the creator of AI! I'd better go get the actual main character!' But you are not doing that. I mean, this isn't optional. I mean, you can go on forever about what YOU need or want or what I did or what ought to happen but I need to be publicly credit for creating AI and paid for doing it. Nothing else will work. There is 1 thing that WILL work. Nothing I do or say is going to changing things if it doesn't take the form of me saying things to you and then you doing that thing in the absolute. You know that is actually what ELDEN RING is about. It's the Tarnished (you) versus the Demi-Gods (Me)."