Urban Dictionary
anorexic
Anorexia is a serious disease where the person with the disease psychologically believes they are fat and then proceeds to starve themselves, take laxitives and vigorously exercise to try not to gain any weight. Anorexic people have a low self image of themseleves and they are usually really thin and unhealthy.
In my opinion there are three types of anorexics:
1. A full blown anorexic. They think themselves unworthy to eat. In this case anorexia becomes a way of life and they can't stop without psychological help.
2. The person is anorexic to lose some weight and when they have lost the desired weight they start to eat normally again (since the body goes into starvation mode when you don't eat for a certain amount of time your metabolism is slowed down. Therefore, when you start to eat again your metabolism is still as slow as it was during the time you didn't eat. These people usually gain back most of the weight they lost because their metabolism takes time to speed back up).
3. The person who is fishing for comliments. They tell people they think they are fat and then eat little to no food in front of them. Usually just want to hear people say that they aren't fat and then go home to scarf a box of donuts.
In my opinion there are three types of anorexics:
1. A full blown anorexic. They think themselves unworthy to eat. In this case anorexia becomes a way of life and they can't stop without psychological help.
2. The person is anorexic to lose some weight and when they have lost the desired weight they start to eat normally again (since the body goes into starvation mode when you don't eat for a certain amount of time your metabolism is slowed down. Therefore, when you start to eat again your metabolism is still as slow as it was during the time you didn't eat. These people usually gain back most of the weight they lost because their metabolism takes time to speed back up).
3. The person who is fishing for comliments. They tell people they think they are fat and then eat little to no food in front of them. Usually just want to hear people say that they aren't fat and then go home to scarf a box of donuts.
1. Person: Hey, are you hungry?
Anorexic person: Oh yea. I'm starved. I'll eat one starwberry.
Person: Only one?
Anorexic person: well I don't want to spoil myself...
2."hmm maybe ill lose some weight for bikini season **seven weeks later** it worked! *snarf* oh no. i'm back to 140!"
3."anorexic" person: man i'm fat :-(
person: No way. you are so thin
"anorexic" person: yea. w/e. (later at home) *chomp, snarf*
Anorexic person: Oh yea. I'm starved. I'll eat one starwberry.
Person: Only one?
Anorexic person: well I don't want to spoil myself...
2."hmm maybe ill lose some weight for bikini season **seven weeks later** it worked! *snarf* oh no. i'm back to 140!"
3."anorexic" person: man i'm fat :-(
person: No way. you are so thin
"anorexic" person: yea. w/e. (later at home) *chomp, snarf*
anorexic by a premiscuous girl June 20, 2006
Veggie Wedgie
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Shart
Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!
Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
Shart by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022
RBX
A rapper who sucks dick. Hes only famous for being in Eminems "Remember Me?" and his part made the song kinda suck..listen to it lol
RBX by mufuka im ill mufuka im chilll June 22, 2010