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Anthony Vasquez 

Anthony Vasquez is a dude who is basically good at everything. He is charming, hot, and handsome. Nicest guy you'll ever meet. Also so incredibly sexy, if you're a girl, you will get turned on so hard. If you are his boyfriend, DON'T lose him. Incredibly strong, he looks like he's a model. Extremely clever as well.
Anthony Vasquez is a handsome being, he looks like one too. He is a human and a dude with glasses.

Konstongula 

Dude, can I bum a konstongula?
I'll be back in five, I'm out smoking a konstong.
Konstongula by dr_fattymcfatass April 29, 2009

ratitootietoot 

a word that you use when something makes you laugh so hard that you can’t describe it any other way.
“Guess what?”
“What?”
“Chicken butt!!!”
“HAHAHAHAHA RATITOOTIETOOT”
ratitootietoot by anamendes June 18, 2018

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if your here it means you wasted 5 minutes of your because of boredom. if you read this whole thing leave a like then find something better to do and get a life
type this at work and you will get fired
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cybermate 

The coming together of two people in cyberspace, on the internet, for purposes of a sexual nature, flirting, fornication, and online sex.
On your state of the art computer you can E-mail and with a female cybermate
Browse her with your Explorer, from your website enter her windows and fornicate

- From the song "Globalization fo the Heart". Copyright 1999. George Ramepersad.
cybermate by Macawell July 25, 2009

Hostage vegan

(noun) an otherwise omnivorous or culinarily ambivalent person who does not consume, use or eat any animal products, not out of moral protest or compassion for animals, but through persistent force of their girlfriend's will (the hostage vegan can be male, female, or transgendered, but the captor is generally female.)

(note: plural 'hostage vegans' is practically impossible except in open/poly relationships)
Miniature torches kept several trays of pulled pork and arracheras warm, but despite his hunger, Darren, a hostage vegan of three months, waited in the corner with his arms crossed, turning down various plates passed his way by well-intending party-goers, idly checking his phone to see if Rachel, his girlfriend, had texted.
Hostage vegan by pandroid October 12, 2014

mummy's fist 

To have ones large penis strapped or bandaged with a splint after suffering an injury of Bill Clinton proportions.
"The operation went OK but afterwards it was like staring at a mummy's fist".
mummy's fist by Giles Bradley April 24, 2005
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