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1. A person who enjoys the feeling of being high more than not. 2. Usually a functional member of society who can do a bong hit and still function at work or at home. 3. Someone who has to constantly defend their habit of smoking pot to people who think they are potheads. 4. Laid back, usually unintentionally hilariarous people, who have successful lives with jobs and homes and everything. These people rarely progress to using HARD DRUGS (anything other than pot). 5. Someone who believes that anything that grows naturally out of God's green Earth is not an unacceptable item for human consumption. If you have to cook it up, THEN it's a hard drug.
"I'm not a pothead. Where's my bong?"
Pothead by Bongity B. June 14, 2009

justcheerio 

The third member of Hogtopia + Bearer of Ktaei's drugz

Friend to renowned AwesomeZ_360 and Ktaei

Elite minecraft miner, interior design professional and certified cake baker. The editor and reviewer of The Magic Stone.
P1: you know justcheerio?
P2: yup! they've never written or read a 2doc fanfic.
justcheerio by justcheerio March 26, 2021

Velocity 

Something/Someone that is the best in video games comp scene
BRO YOUR VELOCITY
Velocity by Danduerango June 21, 2022

Fairfield university 

Daddy Nemic, the Tully music is immaculate. Kendall at Dunkin is a god send. Everyone that goes to this school lives off of daddy’s credit card and has an enormous capacity for alcohol. They all refer to the townhouses and the grape as common drinking spots. The beach is an option but anyone under the age of 21 will most likely be escorted off the beach. Everyone wears lulu lemon leggings and vineyard vine shep shirts. Everyone qualifies for some sort of alcoholism. This school is clearly better than SHU, yet a rivalry still stands. Don’t provoke the turkeys as they are quite violent. The stag bus never hits any curbs and clearly knows where they’re going. The levee is the best post townhouse destination for already too drunk teenagers. The mozz sticks are dangerous and Everything is overpriced and tastes like shit. Remember this is a small school and your mistakes will probably say hi on a daily basis. Remember the tours and priests will judge you harshly as you walk out you dorms in a sweatshirt and sweatpants with last nights face. Athletic teams, glee and prep boys all consist of cults <3. Stags up 🤘
Girl 1- Bro I kissed that guy last night at Fairfield university

Girl2-Bro no way he’s in my Catholicism class
Girl2-Bro he hooked up with my roommate
Girl1- shit Dps is on the floor let’s go!

iwtsyptycomf 

I want to suck your pussy till you cum on my face
example:

babe?
yes, baby?

Iwtsyptycomf, please
okay
iwtsyptycomf by alex.chimo November 6, 2023

Sebastian 

Fortnite hacker setals kills steals is a bot
Sebastian is a bot
Sebastian by boodyuvjeycfewuchvhsvefc September 10, 2020

creme brugay 

A creme brulee dish served on the west coast that is covered with man butter
Alecia usually orders the cheesecake but for some reason the thought of biting into a warm creme brugay and having man butter shoot down her throat seemed more applealing on a cold day.
creme brugay by forge October 17, 2008
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