The most epic mix of psychedelics known to man. "Comes in liquid form inside small potion like bottle"

Ingredients: ITS A SECRET MOTHAFUCKAA

When you saw something so cursed on the internet, you want to delete any memory you have of what you just saw, so you take a bath in the river Lethe.

the real chemical of happiness; THE REAL SEROTONIN

someone with extreme sexy syndrome
also known as ESS

fortune cootchie
A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.

a large floppy vagina that slightly resembles a certain wood-cutting mammal
(may be diseased)