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hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session
i am havin a hand to gland combat

la le lu li lo 

The term la le lu li lo comes from the video game series metal gear solid. The la le lu li lo is another name for The Patriots, a group of people who supposedly control the world through informantion distribution and placing world leaders.
"Just a messenger from the la le lu li lo" Mr. X aka. Olga Gurlokovick: Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
la le lu li lo by Kathumandu October 18, 2008

Urban dictionary 

Social media as a dictionary. Kinda. Also a place to search up random words when bored.
Friend: what does “couch” mean?
Me: Search it up in Urban Dictionary, you’ll thank me later
*five minutes later*
Friend: Well, that was insulting
Me: It’s speaking facts though
the best man I've ever met. he lifts up my world and I dont know what id do without him. Hes my everything. Such a sweet boy with a very surprising soft side. Quiet at first but once he comes around, hes the best person you're gonna meet. The highlight of my day and every thought in my head. He's always there to listen and will always stay true and faithful. Can be a bit insensitive with his jokes sometimes but he always apologizes which is even more important. I love your unexpected personality and I honestly cant get enough of it. You make everything feel better. He's always in my head and I cant get my mind off him. Athletic and sporty but that doesn't stop him from finding as much time as he can to spend with you. a mere 4 hours without him feels like a whole day. Get yourself a Freddie. Trust me you won't regret it at all.
Girl #1: "Freddie's so fine. I'm so happy to be his"
Boy #1: "Im yours☺️"
DUDE YOUR FRIENDS WITH sprlt? THEYRE SO HOT AM I RIGHT?
sprlt by imadeoutwithyourmom June 26, 2021

Josie Storer 

That person who never tides her own room but has issues with other peoples rooms. She needs he bestie to help her tidy her room with shortcuts
Friend: I dont want to tidy my room
Me: Neither do I
Friend: I will tidy yours for you
Me: OMG, you are such a Josie Storer
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