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jerkathon 

When someone is by themself, and to pass time, jerks off as many times as possible in one day.
Dharshan:Chris you look so tired today. What happened?
Chris:Well, I was up all last night.
Dharshan:Chris! You gotta knock it off with all these midnight jerkathons!
jerkathon by Chris April 21, 2004

crimstuff 

I can't break into that house as my crimstuff has been stolen.
crimstuff by Hamburgleriser September 2, 2010

mother fucking lick screwdriver 

when you like to watch kids shows too much
Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

Slouching Shit Scribble 

A person/person's who takes abnormally long having a bowel movement. Who maybe insulted for having a bent back.
"man, my legs are numb from taking a dump"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"
memes are life we cant live with out memes or we die
Friend: did you see that yaaaaa booooiii memes
Me: (comites sucide)
Memes by Thememeuser October 7, 2019

Frampton Cotterell 

Frampton Cotterell is quite a mixed little place. On the edge of the Ghetto that is Bristol, It has a varied mix of inhabitants. From low-rent chavs, up to not quite as low-rent chavs, you are always guarenteed an interesting time. Frampton Cotterell only really comes into its own (literally) when the sun goes down. Whether its being asked to buy White Lightining by the local hoodies just out of Highcroft, to being offered Tostrifomen by people with six fingers.
I went to Frampton Cotterell the other day. Never again.

Have you tried that tostrifomen? Its good shit dude.
Frampton Cotterell by JT1337 July 23, 2009
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