half pint hero

Someone that can only handle half a pint of beer before getting drunk. Also known as 'larry lightweight' 'harry halfsesh' etc.

Oh my god dave is such a half pint hero

half pint hero by Ollyc98 December 15, 2007

Indeed indeed

When one indeed doesn't cut it, you must present two in order to emphasise agreement.

J: That's so cool
D: Indeed indeed

Indeed indeed by Dev20 February 28, 2019

Faggotry

The art of being a faggot or the act of being a faggot.

Your faggotry is quite exquisite.
You have committed an act of severe faggotry.
I suffer from extreme faggotry.

Faggotry by CUNT MASTR #23975729382 October 18, 2012

smooze

a "skanky but cute" girl who says anything to get what she wants out of people.

She way trying to smooze her way into getting accepted.

smooze by hkr October 10, 2011

Randomitis

An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!

Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;

Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…

Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…

Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…

Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’

Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...

Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!

Randomitis by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

trip stick

A cigarette with liquid salvia extract infused into the tobacco, usually through dripping it into the open end. Produces mild hallucinogenic effects.

Pudge: Drip some liquid salvia into that square and we'll smoke a trip stick.

trip stick by Pudgegerigar October 3, 2007

Robert H. you

to fire someone and subsequently hire their co-worker's friend to replace them.

if you don't get your head out of your ass, you'll get Robert H.'ed

I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again

Robert H. you by irate_Pirate January 27, 2011

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