sassmaster

1. When the word is accompanied with 'The', it is referring to Brian Bell, the guitarist from the American alternative rock band, Weezer. Fans devastatingly describe Bell as being "easily the sassiest guitarist to ever live. Sassier than Gwen Stefani and Prince combined." He repeatedly demonstrates his sassiness with moves like 'The Impossible Bend' and 'The Power Rise'. Basically, if Brian Bell had a perfume, it would be named Sass in a Glass.

2. One who displays sass on a daily basis with no apologies. Note that true sassmasters do not claim to be a sassmaster, otherwise that just makes them a tool. They are humble about their exceptional amounts of sass, which just makes them even sassier.

"Look! It's The Sassmaster!'

Person A: "I'm such a sassmaster."
Person B: "Nope, you're just a tool."

sassmaster by brianbell=sass December 18, 2010

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contradictory label

LGBTQ+ (usually) labels that seem to contradict each other, used simultaneously.

A few examples: straight gay, lesboy, turigirl, afab trans woman, etc.

These identities don't have to make sense to you, as labels are meant to reflect one's own perception of themselves. Plus, language and culture are constantly evolving.

Remember: diminishing other queer people for having atypical experiences is ultimately unhelpful in our acceptance.

Sometimes, these labels are used to better describe someone's experiences with gender and sexuality — for example, an intersex AFAB woman may still identify as transgender because they feel it best describes them.

person 1: i identify as straight and gay.
person 2: i don't fully understand contradictory labels, but i respect you because you know yourself best
person 1: thanks! i'm dating your mom and dad btw
person 2: what the fuck

contradictory label by itigo October 26, 2024

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soy boy

A man with a dire need to grow a pair and also way too brainwashed by the feminist left to function as a natural male. Characterized by beta-male hierarchical mindset, extreme tolerance for significant other's bullshit, faggy appearance, and pretensions of being tolerant and "civilized". Just as the name implies, won't eat animal products, mainly because someone else forbids him to do so.

Psychologist: Sorry they call you a soy boy so often Mr. John Oliver. I'm going to refer you to Seth Green and Trevor Noah's therapy group.

soy boy by Horizon Motel May 5, 2018

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Lillianna

A girl that's described as cute. She appears shy to those who don't know her, but when you become friends with her, she's crazy and hilarious. She's sweet to her family and teachers. She's responsible and can handle anything life throws at her. She has straight A's and a good mind. You get the impression that there's more to her than she lets on. She leans toward the artistic and musical side of things. She has blonde hair and brown eyes. She carries herself elegantly although she has a petite build. Kind of nerdy/dorky but in a good way. Delicate like a flower, but mentally strong. She can always cheer you up and brighten your day.

I've never had a Lillianna before, but I'm glad I do now!

Lillianna by child.of.now235 January 9, 2012

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Brooke

One of the prettiest people you will meet, so funny and kind. Really smart, but has no common sense. Can be a bit of an attention seeker and a bitch when moody. But if u ever get a brooke never lose her, she’s one of a kind.

Brooke is such a genius.

Brooke by johnatahn2344 November 7, 2018