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seth horwood

blond, sexy mf 7% body fat only 15 and 6'3 he is often mistaken for mommy sorry mommy sorry and is 100% bad ass this man is a prefect bf for any women loves milf
"seth horwood is my baby momma"
seth horwood by yato the great December 20, 2021
verb. a literal or figurative covering up of something bad or shameful as if nothing ever happened. To conceal something in hopes that it will go away on its own. To hide from public view and scrutiny.
The BP Oil and Haliburton executives have decided to Top Hat the 200,000 gallon per day oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Top Hat by Theryl McCoy y May 27, 2010
I.W. means being independently wealthy. i.e. having enough money to support one's self without ever having to work.
Being I.W. in the New York dating scene is something women find very desirable in a man.
I.W. by William Gilbert January 3, 2009

emmasgun 

emmasgun is the most amazing person ever they’re so nice and make you happy
emmasgun is amazing
emmasgun by normanspretty September 7, 2021

Balls deep 

Referring to daddy slamming every inch of his fat cock as deep as he can be
Daddy fucks me balls deep daily.
Balls deep by Daddysboyknox April 26, 2021

Jehovah's Witnesses 

The 144k sequestered Witnesses testifying in the longest trial in history. They're not supposed to talk about the trial but can't help themselves and won't shut up about it. At the kangaroo courthouse the defense will Cross-examine the hostile Witnesses and then call the Methodists to the stand to discredit all of Jehovah's Witnesses. Whether Kato Kailin is to testify is still uncertain, nonetheless, the trial is expected to wrap up around the year 3030 with Judgement Day sometime in April, however the JW legal team will almost certainly appeal the decision and demand a re-trial.
Headline: "Christmas Cancelled Again!! Persecution to call Jehovah's Witness #133,411 next week." also: "Jehovah's Witnesses Watchtower leaflet discovered in chambers - Judge Judy to Step Down"

In Other News: "Muslim Jihadi explodes onto the scene, siezes the lead in the race to heaven - #144,001 enters Pearly Gates as Donny & Marie's bicycles are damaged by mysterious bombing excommunicating them out of the race - Utah outraged."

Politics Today: "Burning Bush singes eyebrows during pagan oil and fire ritual and false idol worship of wealth and power"
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