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Vegan 

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A person who eats only food that is good for their bodies and no food that is good for their souls. They only have the upmost concern for extending their lives a few more years despite how unhappy or misserable it will make said years.
Jim: did you know that eating bacon decreases your lifespan? You should try being a vegan to save your life.

Jan: interesting point. To counter I ask, did you know that bacon is the only thing that makes life worth living? You should try living while you are alive.
Vegan by Doylelew September 7, 2018

Akber 

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Kind, compassionate, sympathetic. Has a great sense of humor and is loyal. Strong enough to lean on when I need to but comfortable enough to cry if things get bad. Would rather spend a night cuddled on the couch watching a movie then hanging out with the guys watching football. Easy going temperament and not afraid to say sorry when he is wrong. Goes out of his way to cheer me up when I am blue
Akber is the sweetest guy ever!
Akber by csn91 February 20, 2011

Waggin Out 

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Abruptly ditching your friends in a socially awkward manner and refusing to give a reason for your douchey behavior.
Guy #1: "Hey guys, you wanna roll deep and head out in 15?"
Guy #2: "Sounds good man."
Guy #3: "Yeah bro."
Guy #4: "Actually... I have this thing I have to do so probably not."
Guy #2: "Wait, what do you have to do?"
Guy #4: "Uuuhhh, just this thing. I'm not going with you guys though."
Guy #1: "Just forget it bros, he's Waggin Out again."
Waggin Out by NSACAJ November 13, 2011

cuntbutler 

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1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.

2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.

Fuck off cuntbutler!

2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.

Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
cuntbutler by bucket004 May 25, 2009

Queer R Candy Bar 

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When a gay guy has another gay guy stick his penis up his ass, when it comes out, he sucks the shit off it like a lolli pop.
OMG that Queer R Candy Bar did not taste like strawberry.
Queer R Candy Bar by bonermaloner November 13, 2011

Chezi 

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Goddess of gods, creator of conflict and the forces of reason itself, and goddess of discord.
Chezi is the one that reigns in my head
Chezi by Philosophically crazy June 11, 2021
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