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Joshshawn 

A Real nicca that can never be replaced and the best to ever do this shit called LIFE.
Joshshawn is the realest alive .
Joshshawn by Joskijo November 22, 2021
Crazy sweet salty intellectual with a soft side andbootyliciousdomestic goddess and genius for research
Person1: Dude, have you met Thanos?
Person2: Dude, Thanos is mindblowing.
Thanos by OPS Slave January 19, 2009
The biggest alpha ever.He is a tall nice person with great personality and he also is the person who gets all the girls.Altayeb is also the funniest person ever with the funniest jokes ever. Go hug and appreciate your friend Altayeb
OOO thats the hot girl that altayeb has
Altayeb by Al maftou7 December 6, 2021
Licensed Brother Father - no clue what it means, go ask @bbynikkz on tiktok
Nikki: What is LBF? Licensed Brother Father?
LBF by The TikTok Addict August 11, 2021
Puto Ryfka. Vacunate cabron!
ryfka by Lochov November 28, 2021

Dress me up and call me Sally 

Expression or exclamation used when being suddenly surprised or overwhelmed with something unexpected
"Hey dude, check out the babe at that table! I swear, she's got the most perfect set of breasticles I've ever seen!"

"Dress me up and call me Sally! I think you just might be right!"


"Hey John, you got a sec? I think I saw your mom last night driving around with some strange guy. They looked like they were up to some naughty business. You know anything 'bout that?"

"Well dress me up and call me Sally! She did leave the house last night to get some milk! I guess she was getting more that that!"
Dress me up and call me Sally by JanJ September 30, 2008