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scrizzle 

The act of having someone gently scratch/rub your scalp. And it feels amazing as all get-out.
scrizzle by DubbleRainbw January 5, 2011
Caleb is a short little fat white boy who is in the seventh grade. He wears circle frame glasses that are too big for his head and his mom packs him a whole head of cabbage for lunch.
Guy 1: Man Caleb is a little fat boy, huh?
Guy 2: Yeah, but at least he's kinda funny.

Sexy Mustard 

1. What sometimes comes up on new "smartphones" when you try to type "Sexy Bastard".

2. Reference to the male genitalia, primarily the penis.
Ex 1.

"Dude, Sam just texted me that he's a sexy mustard...wtf??"

Ex 2.
So then she said, "JT, I dripped a little ice cream on my chin", giggle, giggle - *insert silly, innocent smile* and I told her, "Don't worry DJ, I'll wipe it up with my Sexy Mustard".
Sexy Mustard by Desk Jockey July 30, 2010
slut hore some one that steals anothers boy friend
jill is afucking slam pig
slampig by kile December 27, 2002

cheerleading 

a waste of a sport; a activity that isn't a sport

Cheerleading serves no absolute purpose but to make the audience horny with pretty rich shallow girls dressed in short skirts & slutty clothing. Most cheerleaders are popular in high school, & are well known for their shallow behavior & annoying nagging. Though there are a few who try to give the "sport" a good name, it doesn't work cause they all end up the same. And those who get into the sport experience the "cheerleader effect" where they become very shallow & think they're all that.

I guarantee 10 years from now the prettiest girls in your high school reunion will not be the cheerleaders! ;)
Cheerleading isn't a sport!
cheerleading by penis-mon December 15, 2009
A fat pug, a pug that eats everyone's food and gains weight, but still maintains to be adorable.
This is my pug, he's kinda fat though...
You have a Zeto.
A what?
Look it up on urban dictionary, make sure you search Zeto.
Zeto by @RandomPerson March 5, 2017
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